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    The election's over... what are you planning on doing?
    I'm going to Disneyland!
    Crying in my beer for the next four years
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    Avery Glasser: State of the Scowl
    And you thought traffic was bad... [...]

    Avery and Janet Glasser: The ScowlZine Piss-water Beer Taste Test

    He looked at me like I was certifiably insane when I brought the five worst mass produced beers I could find to the counter. Known for purchasing only quality beers, the store owner asked why in God's name was I buying a five-pack of piss-water beer instead of my usual purchase of Ipswich Porter or Aventinus or something craft-made. Rationalizing the purchase, I explained that though I had spend many a ScowlZine article espousing the evils of Bud, Amstel Light and all of their ilk - I had never fairly sat them down for a full, formal tasting. Reluctantly, he sold me the swill and I was on my way home... about to subject Janet and myself to an hour of absolute gastronomic horrors.


    Avery Glasser: Scowl in Retrograde Part 2
    Still stuck in a Scowl, Nu? state of mind... [...]

    Avery Glasser: Scowl in Retrograde
    Recalling the halcyon days of Scowl, Nu? - Avery rips into a classic San Francisco-style rant. [...]

    Ash Ochman: Sex on Campus
    ScowlZine's resident sex columnist returns to college and takes a survey of sex (or the lack of it) on campus. [...]

    Ash Ochman: Up for the Occasion
    When taking matters into your own hands is the only option left, ask ScowlZine's very own sex columnist (and intern) for a little bit of advice. [...]

    Ash Ochman: An Interview with The Goddess Perlman
    Performance artist, musician and sexual libertine Susannah Perlman takes time out of her busy schedule to be interviewed by ScowlZine's own sex advice columnist Ash Ochman. [...]

    Ash Ochman: What's wrong with a powerslam or two?
    So, what's wrong with watching a little wrestling? [...]

    Ash Ochman: An Open Letter
    Now in college, our intern Ash Ochman writes an open letter to her high school classmates... [...]

    Ash Ochman: Unsolicited Advice
    If you're not going to ask for advice, Ash will have to take matters into her own hands... [...]

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