politics on the t.v.

Ok ok I get the idea already Clinton had "sex" with Monica can you leave it alone. Every fuckin late show has been yappin about it on occasion it funny but most of the time it just plain pissin me off. Whats the fuckin deal who are we to judge that what goes on in the bedroom is good or bad. I mean thats one of the things that make america great my house my bussiness as long as no one gets hurt. But thats a big load of bull and to shove in the americans face is just in my opinon sick. He hurt no one he stole nothing and we as americans should let it be. I mean who in the whole world hasn't fucked up once or twice?? So take that shit off the air and put some quality shit on the t.v. But lets face it thats also asking alot I mean quality stuff on the air! Till then peace and leave me the fuck alone!!

Actually, I'm waiting for Starr to get so agitated with the whole deal (because people just NO LONGER GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE) that he goes down to ILM with another $40 million of tax money and has them do computerized recreations of the Clinton-Lewinsly sexual encounters.

This is actually GOOD for the american public, because:

A) We can really see what a schmoe Starr really is when hes stanting in front of congress with a 20 foot high monitor showing the presidential knob getting slobbered on, pointing with a little laser pointer saying things like: "Now, can't you just SEE the immorality on his face?"

B) We'll all get a new show on the Discovery channel "The making of the Starr tapes" and we'll get to see nifty shots of rotating wireframe penises and graphics engineers going frame-by-frame thru the shot of the "blue dress staining" so they can get "that perfect, real-life look".

Hey, maybe they can dredge up that old Jurassic Park T-rex roar for the money shot!

I could be wrong - but it would be at least entertaining....

I voted today.

Nothing that big about it - I didnt vote for anything really huge or earth shattering, but my reason for voting is a selfish one...

I vote to celebrate the end of the goddamn campaign ads.

Honestly. This year I didn't vote for any of the judges.
Why?
What in the fuck do I know about judges?

Last year, I suddenly got a wild hair up my ass and decided to vote them ALL out of office, maybe next year I'll decide to keep them all (uh... yeah, well, and I could be getting a blowjob from The Queen of England while I'm doing it, too.)

I vote so I can bitch. I hope you all did, too.

I voted today.

Nothing that big about it - I didnt vote for anything really huge or earth shattering, but my reasons for voting are selfish ones...

I vote to celebrate the end of the goddamn campaign ads.

Honestly. This year I didn't vote for any of the judges.
Why?
What in the fuck do I know about judges?

Last year, I suddenly got a wild hair up my ass and decided to vote them ALL out of office, maybe next year I'll decide to keep them all (uh... yeah, well, and I could be getting a blowjob from The Queen of England while I'm doing it, too.)

I vote so I can bitch. I hope you all did, too.

oops.

Did you guys have the people who jump at you from out of nowhere to hand you little campaign flyers in every nook and cranny of your city, too?

Ha! The Judges! Our ballot said something like "Should so-and-so be kept as a such-and-such assistant/executive/associate judge?"

"Oh, shit! I forgot to study the Judges! Always pick C if you're not sure, right?" (So then I made up a little song in my head:)

"Yes, No, Yes, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, No, La la la la la."

There ya go, Judges.

all i'm saying is that i'm moving to minnesota because i think it should be part of my life story to live in a state where the governor is a former wwf star.

they interviewed hulk hogan in the ny times and he said that the people were ready for a change when they voted jessie in. jessie now wants to be known as "jessie the mind ventura," and from what i hear his clean campaign was pretty impressive. he got 37% of the vote.

wow.

Fuckers.

Uh... slappo... what are you talking about?