Dear Assholes, I hate you all.
That's right, every last one of you. You all suck gigantic monkey balls. You treated me like shit in high school for no good reason and I watched you make life miserable for decent human beings who were simply trying to get through their adolescence with a modicum of dignity. What exactly was the point? Is their some asshole Olympics going on out there that only the privileged few are aware of? Or did you just get your kicks from treating other people like crap?
Keep in mind that this is not to condemn all popular people. I knew popular kids in high school who were as kind and gentle as a new born fawn. However, I also met popular people who took their position in high school society as some sort of mandate from God to be as mean spirited, judgmental, and close-minded as humanly possible. You all know who I'm talking about. Those friggin' cliques who can make or break any reputation in the school and who delight in taking advantage of others misfortune. They decided who was cool, who was pretty, who was as slut and who was not even worth speaking to and therefore must be tormented as often as humanly possible. They shared a collective brain and traveled in herds much like sheep or cattle. They were also some of the most petty, small minded idiots to ever disgrace our planet.
Back to the assholes at hand. Not just the ones that I went to school with, but assholes at every school past, present, and future. As wonderful as you all thought you were allow me to let you in on a little secret. I would rather be covered in Alpo and lowered into a pit of hungry Rottweilers than spend my life as one of you. I am also curious, at exactly what point did you sell your souls to Satan and did this transaction include sodomy? I certainly hope so. I hope you got fucked by the Dark Prince so hard that your intestines ignited. Because, quite frankly, that is what you deserve. And to all those who have been tortured by assholes take comfort in my words; eventually they will get what's coming to them. Their lives will erode into vapid pools of mediocrity. They will surround themselves with so many people just like them that one day they will cease to be important, let alone noticeable. You see, friends and strangers, high school ends and what lies beyond makes all the difference in the world. So to all those who wake up each morning wishing that their high school would be swallowed up by the earth below, have courage. I know it sucks and I know it hurts, but I've been there, done that, and it won't last forever. Oh yeah, and when they get to college all the power they have now won't mean jack shit. Feel better now?